the weirdity of weirdity (or watever else it is!)

im not much of a believer...i don't believe in astrology. i don't believe in numerology. i don;t believe in tarot readings or any other such thing that fits the list. i don't believe in black magic, nor do i believe in the bad luck that comes with black cats. but yeah i believe in god and that's just about what i manage. ...you need to know one more thing, i can sometimes-i mean sometimes- do some stuff just for the heck of it. and that s wat i recently did. i saw this ad for a free astro reading. it kept saying free! FREE!FreE!fREe! so i sent them my birth details and waited. they sent me something. i was glad. it talked about some transit period that was going to some. real soon. and how it is the most important time in my life and how i need to be fully aware of it. how this transit will affect my job, my family life my social and then they said the four letter word, even my love-life. gosh! this was getting serious business. i wanted to know what it was that time held for me in a small flash of light that hadn't come to earth as yet but this astrologer could see it all those light years away. i read like a worm only t come down to what i call an asterix. it said, in order to know any further details i need to log onto the website and fill in some other details...oh blast! well i even did that. i logged on and was ready to fill details, but was happily disappointed to know that the details were those of my credit card. sorry m'am! not happening. i logged outta the page. i know i was a l'il tempted when i signed onto the free astro reading, but im a l'il miserly too with my money. i don't have 3000 bucks to supply to some foreign economy, no siree i dont! so i just forgot about it. but guess wat they dont just give up.i get another mail in a few days stressing ow very imperative it is for me to allow the astrologist to proceed with the reading by making that payment. sooorrrrryyyyy not happening. delete mail.but do they give up? no. not yet. i get yet another email which was like a sounding bell. it carried so much weight that it was bogging down my computer. it carried the dates since when my transit period would start.now here they're talking something!piqued my interest again. so go on...tell me...i won't disturb you. at the end of this mail too was the asterix.but i've decided to bank on the complexity in my astral sign to making so imperative for me to know about this transit period just like that. well they've told me so much, might as well just blurt out the whole thing, right?